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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Still no good
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So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
At what stage in your life did you realize, "No, I can't do this any more" and walk out? Why?
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Is the 4B movement's aggressiveness against men for seeing women as mantelpieces valid?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
No way
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Why does Russia seem so angry over the US and UK missile strikes in Ukraine?
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
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Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones